Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Dennis the Menace
Frank and Earnest
Hagar the Horrible
Peanuts (okay, orignal writer/artist, but they are reruns)
Wizard of Id
If I'm wrong about any of these, I'm sure someone will tell me. Quite a lot, huh? No wonder the new cartoonists are all on the web.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Section 1. Just as all guns are to be considered loaded, all microphones are to be considered live.
Section 2. All public figures are assumed to be aware of Section 1.
Section 3. Therefore, any public figure who says something stupid, insulting, and/or vulgar in front of a live microphone will be assumed to have done it deliberately, and with malice aforethought.
Section 4. Any public figure who wishes to claim immunity from Section 3 will be required to go before live cameras and microphones and announce: “I forgot that all mics are to be considered live. I have the same IQ as gravel.”
Section 5. In addition, any liberal public figure who does the live mic routine on Fox News and wishes to claim it was an honest mistake, will not be allowed to speak in public again until he has written out 5,000 times in longhand, “I am dumber than a chainsaw pedicure.”
Thank you for your attention. I’m sure you will agree the Republic is a safer place now.